var gifted_therapistContent = "<b>Gifted</b><br><br>Margaret:  I'm on pins and needles waiting for those test score results.  I've called that damn psychologist three times already, Thor. What on earth are we going to do if Sally's IQ isn't at least 130? She just has to make the gifted score cut-off or I'll die.<br><br>Thor:  The test was just two days ago! Chill out. You should practice your breathing exercises so you can relax... and do that thing... what is it called? Self-calming?<br><br>Margaret:  Thor, you're the one who's crazed about the testing results. You said you'd be tempted to go online and trash the psychologist on YELP if she doesn't come up with an IQ score over 130, so you need some calming of your own.<br><br>Thor:  You know I was kidding. If the report does not clearly state that Sally is gifted, talented and clearly a supreme being, I would only want to hire a contract killer!<br><br>Margaret:  Seriously, Thor.  The way I really calm my anxiety is reminding myself that we can keep going to different psychologists until we get the score we need for admission. Every time she takes it, she'll have more practice and score higher.<br><br>Thor: Isn't that unethical or something?<br><br>Margaret: Not really. After all, we know that she is gifted. We've always known it. It's just playing the game and getting the magic number, so she can get into the schools that can help her realize her brilliance. Right?<br><br>Thor: Yeah, I guess. Thank goodness your grandmother died. That nest egg will really help us afford all this testing.";
var gifted_mapContent = "<b>Gifted Children Map</b><br><br><div id='gifted_map'><img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/gifted/giftedMap2.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Gifted Children' /></div><br><br><div id='gifted_currentMap'><a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;gifted_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a></div>";
var gifted_poemContent = "<b>Three Line Stanzas of the Gifted</b><br><br>Our sky-high SATs merged;<br>our alma maters mingled<br>and we made children.<br><br>Our son needs more challenge;<br>he craves the extra work.<br>We offer him models and puzzles,<br><br>games to enhance his <br>astonishing mass of capacity<br>and flash. He's just turned two. <br><br>Our daughter talks sooner than <br>all the books said she would.  <br>What she gurgles is the alphabet - <br><br>at eight months old. Both of them <br>know that peers aren't at their level.<br>We bought placemats of <br><br>the periodic  table for our son,<br>voice software for his baby sister,<br>Mozart for the pre-natal one.<br><br>When we take the kids to be tested<br>(IQ, pre-school placements)<br>we're surprised by other parents <br><br>who bring their kids and dilute <br>the field with 'gifted children' who <br>aren't. As gifted. I mean, as ours.<br>";

var homeschool_therapistContent = "<b>Homeschooling</b><br><br>Donna:  I'm so glad you joined the homeschooling movement. People think that we're some kind of extreme cult, just because we want the best for our kids.<br><br>Caitlyn:  I'm so relieved to know that my daughter won't be polluted by the peer culture in middle school. I love knowing that I can protect her from bad language, tawdry music and girls that wear make-up. But I do hope I'm not being too overprotective.<br><br>Donna: But think of how you can tailor her academic program, while keeping her from being distracted by boys, liberal teachers, and mean girls.<br><br>Caitlyn: Well, yes - and our family can stay close-knit and preserve our values this way.<br><br>Donna: Without peer pressure, you can avoid teen rebellion and disrespect for elders. And you can keep her away from books you don't agree with.<br><br>Caitlyn:  Yes, I do want to preserve my children's innocence.<br><br>Donna:  I feel like my children are rare orchids that need special nurturing. Our kids are so lucky to get constant attention in our protective greenhouse!<br><br>Caitlyn: Yeah, I just hope there isn't some kind of greenhouse effect that sets in.<br><br>Donna: Caitlyn, whatever do you mean?<br><br>Caitlyn:  I have no idea. For some reason, it just popped out of my mouth. Reading newspapers puts crazy ideas in your head.";
var homeschool_mapContent = "<b>Homeschooling Map</b><br><br><div id='homeschool_map'><img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/homeschool/homeschoolMap2.PNG' alt='Homeschooling color-coded alert' /></div><br><br><div id='homeschool_currentMap'><a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;homeschool_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a></div>";
var homeschool_poemContent = "<b>Home Schooling Haiku</b><br><br>Chillin' with my friends.<br>Here come Mom and Dad. Oh no! <br>Now they're my teachers.";

var soccer_therapistContent = "<b>Soccer Makes You Fat</b><br><br>Gabe: Mom, I don't want to go to soccer. Can't I just stay home and hang out with Carter next door?<br><br>Mom: Gabe - soccer is a commitment and in our families we follow through on commitments.<br><br>Gabe: But mom, I hate soccer. I've always hated soccer. It was your commitment, not mine. How many years are you going to make me do this?<br><br>Mom: Honey, everybody does soccer these days. You don't want to odd-kid-out and not have soccer skills these days. Don't you want to fit in?<br><br>Gabe: Mom, you are the one who is afraid of not fitting in. I'm the one who hates soccer.<br><br>Mom: You never know when you might take to it. You need to get some fire in your belly. Boys need to be in sports. Plus, soccer is good exercise. <br><br>Gabe: Not when I mainly sit on the sidelines. Can't I jus get my exercise by biking around the neighborhood with Carter?<br><br>Mom: Soccer is a team sport and it's good to have a team sport in high school.<br><br>Gabe: Not if I hate it. I'm no good at it anyway. I'll never get on a team. Plus - mom, why do we have to talk about high school? I'm in 5th grade!<br><br>Mom: Honey, be a good sport. I'll take you to Burger King afterwards if you cooperate.<br><br>Gabe: OK. But can I get a smoothie at Java Juice on the way?";
var soccer_mapContent = "<b>Soccer Map</b><br><br><div id='soccer_map'><img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/soccer/soccerMap2.PNG' alt='Soccer map' /></div><br><br><div id='soccer_currentMap'><a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;soccer_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a></div>";
var soccer_poemContent = "<b>Why Soccer Makes You Fat</b><br><br><br>Not the track, not the gym,<br>not calisthenics at the whim<br>of some drill master, but a field of turf -<br>three million dollars worth -<br>where our daughter runs and spins<br>for five minutes, comes in<br>and finds the snacks. Cupcakes<br>from Costco and strawberry shakes.<br>Shin guards unpeeled and hair let go,<br>she's finished for the day and so<br>we pack our things and board the van.<br>Sucking her drink, cake in hand<br>she yells from the door: 'Mom, please<br>open this side,' And then I push the key<br>that slides the panel, mount the seat<br>and flee the scene. It's a small feast<br>for playing, a few minutes at least,<br>in a game where she could hardly shine<br>before making her way to the sidelines.<br>We drive and pause, drive and pause<br>Along the freeway clogged with cars.<br>After an hour passes, she pops<br>out her ear buds and says, 'can you stop<br>soon?' I can see she's restless and craves<br>something new. Next to us, a woman waves -<br>she's carting players from the game -<br>girls laughing at their two minutes of fame.<br>We pull our vans over, taking the crew<br>all of them smiling, into the drive-through.";

var bdayParty_therapistContent = "<b>Birthday Party</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Content of the dialogue</td>    <td style='text-align:center'>Psychological Analysis</td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Nancy:  Have you started planning Jayden's birthday party yet? I know it is three months off, but we should make sure we're not redundant in our themes.</td>    <td><i>Nancy is fishing for information in a nice way, but it's mainly to scope out the competition.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Suzy:  You must have heard about our booking the event planner. It's really not that big a deal. I'm sure whatever you plan for Aubrey's will be wonderful too. You weren't going to do Harry Potter, were you?</td>                   <td><i>Suzy feels cornered. She wants to avoid Nancy having anything on her, so she confesses to the planner and stakes her claim on her party theme.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Nancy:  Oh, no. Jayden wanted something more unique and personal. We're just going to do another treasure hunt. We like our little family signature thing.</td>     <td><i>Nancy is enjoying this little dig. She is proud of her wholesome-sounding birthday tradition.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Suzy:  I just loved the one last year. But 'little?' Nancy, everyone is still talking about it, with those professional clowns leading the kids around the park, magicians providing the clues and actors doing those fairy tale scenes.</td>    <td><i>Now, it's Suzy's turn to return the the dig, with a passive aggressive compliment that carries with it the clear inference of excess and opulence.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Nancy:  Yeah, it was something, wasn't it? But I've heard that the acting troop that you're booking for your Harry Potter Party will be as close to Hollywood as you can get! Is it true that your event planner is having it filmed and making DVD's for all the kids?</td>    <td><i>Nancy parries and lunges. Birthday parties for children reflect parent values, modern rituals for honoring loved ones and the drive among some to celebrate elaborately.</i></td></tr></table>";
var bdayParty_mapContent = "<b>Birthday Party Map</b><br><br><div id='bdayParty_map'><img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/bdayParty/bdayPartyMap2.PNG' alt='bdayParty map' /></div>";
var bdayParty_poemContent = "<b>Not Enough</b><br><br>Parents lean into the pile of gifts. <br>One child acts as the assistant,<br>lifting each package and handing<br>it over - done like a quality-control<br>inspector. 'Here,' she says, <br>'Another one. Maybe it'll be a new  <br>computer or some bedroom furniture.' <br>The four-year old nods and takes to <br>unwrapping with the deliberation <br>of a financial analyst. <br>'Not really,' she says unwrapping <br>A dolly or plastic game. 'These gifts <br>Are lame. I can't wait to be five.'";

var clean_therapistContent = "<b>Clean Living</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between 7 year old son and mother</b></td>    <td style='text-align:center'><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin: Mommy, why do you always put your scarf around door knobs to open doors?</td>    <td><i>Children watch everything their parents do in order to figure out their worlds.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  Honey, you know we have to be careful of bad germs which could infect us.</td>  <td><i>Teaching about the importance of hand washing is what good parents do.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin: Are these bad bugs going to get me? Is that why you're wiping stuff with Lysol all the time, Mommy?</td>     <td><i>Diligent teaching about dangers can develop into anxiety about dangers if it is excessive.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: I don't do it all the time, Colin.</td>    <td><i>Mom is defensive about Colin's description of her cleaning as extreme.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin: Yes, you do. You do it all the time!</td>    <td><i>Colin is distressed and confused by his mother's denial of what he has witnessed.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: Well, honey, you just never know  where other people's hands have been.</td>    <td><i>She explains her cleaning by reminding him of its hygienic importance.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin:  Mom, I wipe really good with toilet paper. I promise I do! And I wash my hands!</td>  <td><i>Colin is worried that mom is referring to his bathroom habits.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: I'm sure you do, honey. But we can get infectious diseases from bacteria and viruses. That's why it's so important you to wash your hands and avoid touching things in public places.</td>     <td><i>Mom defends her cleaning, nagging about hand washing and warnings to avoid touching things outside the home.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin: Yeah, but my hands hurt because you make me wash them so much.</td>    <td><i>Colin questions cleaning excess again.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  I'm teaching you good habits, Colin. I'm glad you are washing them. Good for you.</td>    <td><i>Mom backs up her cleaning-- and his.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Colin: Yeah, but my hands hurt. And I'm afraid of all these bugs. Shouldn't we just stay home? Then I can rest my hands-and my worries.</td>    <td><i>Developing an anxiety disorder may be a higher risk for Colin than a infectious disease.</i></td></tr> </table>";
var clean_poemContent = "<b>Villanelle from Costco</b><br><br>Do not come germy into the super store.<br>Or anywhere public for that matter - <br>Hygiene's a practice we all can adore.<br><br>Rage against bacteria, please we implore:<br>Wipe your children's hands, hold down the chatter.<br>Do not come germy into the super store.<br><br>Excellent parents will scrub out the pores<br>Of children they love and then let them scatter.<br>Hygiene's a practice we all can adore.<br><br>Who wouldn't admire a child cleaned up before<br>palming the pretzels and samples on platters?<br>Do not come germy into the super store.<br><br>Sani-Wipes in the glovebox, Purell at the door - <br>Pinch free the boogers, clean up the splatters. <br>Do not come germy into the super store.<br>Hygiene's a practice we all can adore.";

var bubble_therapistContent = "<b>Bubble-wrapped</b><br><br>Stanley:   When are you going to let Tommy ride his bike around the neighborhood like the kids?  He is ten years old - almost 11!  I understand your concern about safety, but at some point, independence is important too. Isn't it? <br><br>Meredith: I wish you could just appreciate that when it comes to safety, there shouldn't have to be any compromising. <br><br>Stanley:  See, you paint me into a corner here.  If I don't agree with your particular standards - which frankly, I think are excessive - I become the one that doesn't care enough about safety. <br><br>Meredith:  Look, could you just honor my need to protect Johnny from potential drunk drivers and child snatchers?  Why do you think we sprung for that membership to the Athletic Club?  Why can't he just take his buddies there? <br><br>Stanley:  Sure, and while we're at it, let's get a GPS chip for his next dental filling and exchange his bike for an elliptical trainer? <br><br>Meredith:  Wow, do they really make GPS chips for dental fillings? That sounds like a major breakthrough! <br><br>Stanley:  You are sick, very sick, Margaret. Tommy is more likely to be harmed by your anxiety disorder than strangers and bike injuries. <br><br>Meredith:  Stanley, you just don't understand mother love.<br><br>";
var bubble_poemContent = "<b>Bubble-wrapped</b><br><br><br>Fork in the eye, trip from the ledge,<br>swallow the varnish, dive into the stove.<br>Bad dogs and soft heads, mean children<br>and jutting edges-- knives, corn syrup,<br>nosy aunts, nail guns, curling irons…<br>sometimes I wonder what happened<br>to playpens. Follow them as they toddle;<br>track them as they move. You'll save<br>yourself more than one trip<br>to the emergency room.";

var car_therapistContent = "<b>Internal dialogue between Brandy and her conscience about living in her car</b><br><br>Brandy:  I feel so proud of myself. I can get the twins to their soccer practices and Ashley to her modeling class, pick up some teriyaki chicken, retrieve the kids and get them home by 8:00. Sometimes I surprise myself how many miles I put on this car per week.<br><br><i>Brandy's conscience:  Yeah, but that's a lot of gas and time in the car. I wonder if I should be driving a Prius. But an SUV is so safe, and I need the extra seats.</i><br><br>Brandy:  Charles has no idea that I drive 40 miles for the modeling class, but I want Ashley to have her dream to be a model. I don't mind living in my car so I can give her that dream. <br><br><i>Brandy's conscience: I feel badly not being honest with Charles, but he just doesn't understand how much Ashley's self esteem is tied to her modeling.</i><br><br>Brandy:  I really think that Ashley has what it takes to be the next supermodel. And the coaches think the twins are awesome candidates for college scholarships too. My friends think I'm crazy for the miles I drive every day, but I'd do anything for my kids.<br><br><i>Brandy's conscience: I worry that all our time on the road means we don't get enough family dinners at home. And since the kids have to pounce on homework right way, they hardly get any time with their dad.</i><br><br>Brandy:  Kids need to be doing all this great stuff. If they were home more, they would just go on line and waste time. I'm so glad that they have a lot of impressive activities to put on their college resumes.<br><br><i>Brandy's conscience: Yep, that's my story. But sometimes I have doubts. Those family dinners on the Cosby Show always looked so good.</i><br><br>Brandy:  But, silly me, that's just TV! And really dated TV too! Nobody does those home cooked meals anymore. I can be so hard on myself.";
var car_poemContent = "<b>Soliloquy-- So Shall Suffer the Driver</b><br><br>MOTHER: To drive, or not to drive--that is the question: <br>Whether 'tis nobler in the van to suffer <br>The whines and gasps of spoiled children <br>Or to take the wheel within a car of complaints <br>And by opposing end them. To drive, to reach <br>The game--and by a drive to say we arrive <br>In heartache, and the thousand natural shocks <br>Of flesh and metal our heirs trap us into.<br>Devoutly to be wished: To drive, to reach-- <br>To reach--perchance on time: ay, there's the rub, <br>For in that reach of steering what whines may come <br>When we have shuffled off this engine coil, <br>Must give us pause. There's the relief <br>That makes calamity of so long a life<br>In the van, always within our children's reach.";

var directions_therapistContent = "<b>Follow the Directions</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between mom and 4 year old</b></td>    <td style='text-align:center'><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  Honey, don't you want to use some colors on your birthday card for daddy?  He loves colors. Plus, you're using up the black.</td>    <td><i>Shaping a child's art work makes it a less child-centered activity.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Gweneth:  Mommy, I love black! Daddy likes black. He told me so!</td>  <td><i>Gweneth is defending her choice.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: I'm sure he'll love anything you create, but don't you like this purple? Or how about this gorgeous yellow?</td>     <td><i>Using the qualifier 'but' invalidates Mom's assurance that Dad will like her card as is.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Gweneth:  I hate yellow.(Gweneth slaps more black on). I hate this stupid card too!</td>    <td><i>Mom's attempt at a gentle suggestion backfires. Four year olds can be fierce about their needs for independence.</i></td></tr>    <hr width='50%' /><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Alternative dialogue</b></td>    <td><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  Wow, you are really into the the color black these days, aren't you?</td>    <td><i>Mom tries to open the subject of color choice in a subtle way.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Gweneth: Yeah, I like black. I'm making cows, and fields, and barns (as she makes a series of black blobs).</td>  <td><i>Gweneth is enjoying art and her imagination.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  Dad likes farm pictures. I love how bold you are with your strokes! Hey, do you want to use any of these other colors?</td>     <td><i>Mom camouflages her suggestion in affirming comments.</i></td></tr>    <tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Gweneth:  Nope. (Gweneth slops on more black blobs).</td>    <td><i>A respectful inquiry results in a clear and emphatic response.</i></td></tr> </table>";
var directions_poemContent = "<b>If Emily Dickinson Followed the Directions</b><br><br><br>If A goes with B<br>And C with D,<br>What is the price<br>Of conformity?<br>In the game <br>Of getting everything <br>Right and sane,<br>Did we tame<br>the make believe?<br>Did we try too hard--<br>And then succeed--<br>In trapping <br>The buzzing fly of triviality?<br>Should it be<br>That we could map,<br>That we could chart <br>The far reaches <br>of our loved ones'<br>Hearts?";

var tamper_therapistContent = "<b>Homework Tampering</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between father and tween girl</b></td>    <td style='text-align:center'><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father:  Janet, I told you-I don't want to edit these papers at the last minute anymore!  You are becoming too reliant on me. It's like you know that I'll rescue you, so you give me slop-knowing I'll clean it up.</td><td><i>This father has insight about the pattern that has developed over time related to homework. Since he cares more and is more anxious about its quality than Janet, he fixes it.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Janet:  Yeah, Dad, I understand.</td>  <td><i>Janet is impassive.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father:  Well, when are you going to have it done?  </td>     <td><i>His investment in editing motivates him to nudge. </i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Janet:  I don't know, Dad. I have a lot of homework. If you don't have time-that's fine.</td>    <td><i>Clearly, Janet is less invested in the editing than her father.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father:  But you said this English paper was worth one-third of your grade.  How can you be so casual about this?</td>    <td><i>The importance of the grade  diverts him from his focus on changing their pattern.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Janet:  Dad, your lecturing is not helping me. get my work done here. I'll manage it, OK? </td>    <td><i>Janet continues to reveal that she does not share his concern.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father:  Your 'managing' it means turning in papers with incoherent ideas and poor grammar. Your grade could be ruined!</td>  <td><i>Janet's detached manner riles up her father even more.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Janet:  I get it, Dad. If you just want to leave it to me, I'll handle it. If I make a B, I'll live!</td>     <td><i>Janet has pinpointed the issue-- she is willing to live with a B, and her father is not.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father: Do you know how crazy you make me with your procrastination habits? When will you be done with a first draft?</td>    <td><i>The father has caved on his original plea to change their editing pattern. </i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Janet:  I don't know-maybe 10 or 11.</td>    <td><i>Janet ignores the slight and shows her willingness to stick with their editing dance as is.</i></td></tr>    <tr  style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Father: That's too late. Just email me what you you've written so far. But this is the last time!</td>   <td><i>Janet's father is too emotionally involved to make it likely that this is the last time.</i></td></tr> </table>";
var tamper_poemContent = "<b>Homework Tampering Pantoum</b><br><br>Mom did not mean to get involved<br>Sam did not intend to hand it in<br>But somehow things evolved<br>And the homework took a spin<br><br>Sam did not intend to hand it in<br>His teacher did not ask for it<br>But mom got so chagrined<br>That Sam let her write a bit<br><br>His teacher did not ask for it<br>But Sam stopped his Mom's masquerade,<br>She said, 'It's for your benefit.<br>Besides, don't you want to see the grade?'<br><br>Sam stopped his Mom's masquerade<br>And took back his assignment.<br>He pleased his teacher while Mom faded<br>Out from doing Sam's work on consignment.";

var vaccines_therapistContent = "<b>Vexed about vaccines</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between a pediatrician and new mother</b></td>     <td><i><b><i>Psychological analysis</i></b></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dr.  Perry:  Have you thought any more about question of the vaccines? You said you wanted to do more reading and talking to other people.</td>     <td><i>If a parent has had doubts about this sensitive issue, then Dr. Perry knows that he needs to wade into this discussion gingerly.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mrs. Quaid:  Yes, I'm so glad that you made it clear that you would support me in my choice. I've worried that you would disapprove.</td>     <td><i>Mrs. Quaid gives her pediatrician an opportunity to prepare for what she assumes will be a disappointment to him.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dr. Perry:  I am open to listening to you. I'm familiar with the controversies.</td>     <td><i>Dr. Perry is hoping that there is room for discussion.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mrs. Quaid:  I looked at a website that was called 'Vaccination Controversy'. It pretty much said what I had thought - that there was a possibility of an association between vaccinations and neurological and immunological diseases.</td>     <td><i>One of the biggest concerns about the web for medical practitioners is that information is often not scrutinized or 'vetted' by a credible or authoritative source.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dr. Perry:  I think you probably know that there may be other causes for the increased prevalence of those diagnoses.</td>     <td><i>Dr. Perry tries to point out that correlation does not mean causation.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mrs. Quaid:  One of their points that really spoke to me was that I have an individual right to make my own choice, just like you said last time we met.</td>     <td><i>Mrs. Quaid is hinting that individual choice is a key point for her.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dr. Perry:  Yes, you are right. It comes down to your value on public health, which maximizes the chance that the disease can't spread, and your own right not to vaccinate your child.</td>     <td><i>Dr. Perry attempts to validate Mrs. Quaid's rights and emphasize the public health perspective.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mrs.Quaid:  Somehow the way you put it makes me feel guilty. But I don't know if I trust the government's stern warnings about public health. They care about the overall rate of vaccination, but I need to care about my own baby.</td>     <td><i>Mrs. Quaid is revealing feelings that will make it tough for Dr. Perry to offer up scientific data without the risk of arguing and losing rapport with his patient.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dr. Perry: Yes. The question is how to care the best for your baby. I'll give you these brochures and be happy to talk with you more at our next visit.</td>     <td><i>Dr. Perry had determined that it is best to give information via brochures and avoid further 'controversy' with his patient.</i></td></tr></table>";
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var trophy_therapistContent = "<b>Trophy</b><br><br>Raleigh:  I think it is absolutely ridiculous the way all the kids get the same cheap trophies at the end of every soccer season.<br><br>Marlene: But it's good for their self esteem for them to have those monuments on their shelves. They've worked hard for those awards.<br><br>Raleigh: Boloney. They are 6 years old. They stand around a lot and they hardly know what direction to run in. They get less exercise than we did running around on our own when we were kids. I'm serious. They've done studies on it.<br><br>Marlene: I think it's nice how nobody's feelings get hurt.<br><br>Raleigh:  Oh, give me a break. Some people out-perform others. They might as well get used to it and get some spine. <br><br>Marlene:  But it could be crushing for some kids to come away without a trophy!<br><br>Raleigh: It's reality, Marlene. It's the nature of competition. Some kids excel and deserve the credit.<br><br>Marlene:  You are heartless, Raleigh. <br><br>Raleigh: OK, Marlene. I'll get a trophy for 'Heartless Mom' and you can get the trophy for 'Spineless Mom'. How's that?";
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var playdates_therapistContent = "<b>Playdates</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between two moms</b></b></td>     <td><i><b>Their internal thoughts</b></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Hannah: Not at all. Did you bring your<br>bag of games again. You're amazing with<br>the wonderful stuff you bring in that bag.</td>     <td><i>She seems to think that kids should be<br>entertained every minute. It bugs me<br>the way she wants to structure and control their play.</td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mary Lou: Well, you are so kind to invite<br>us over again, it's the least I could do. I<br>brought over some sliced apples and dates too.</td>     <td><i>I wonder if I'm too pushy bringing<br> over my Edu-Toys, but the kids can<br>get bored with just blocks and markers.</td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Hannah: Great. Super. They are pretty<br>resourceful kiddos too. I think they could<br>stay happy just doing their pretend play<br>about princesses and the frogs too!</td>     <td><i>I'll let that snack comment go.<br>Clearly, she didn't approve of<br>the bowls of goldfish crackers last<br>visit.</td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mary Lou: That's why I really want to<br>encourage this friendship. Matilda and<br>Tiana seem to really stimulate each other's<br>imagination. That's great for their cognitive<br>development.</td>     <td><i>I really do believe this, but I also<br>better say something nice since she's<br>invited us over three times in a row.</td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Hannah: Yep. They're so smart, I bet they<br>can even manage to entertain themselves for<br>a bit. C'mon, sit over here. Oprah is on. It's<br>a special show on 21st century Hyper Moms.</td>     <td><i>I can't help myself. Toddlers only<br>need one adult to supervise them.<br>So, two moms can watch TV and <br>lend one eye each. Plus, this show will be educational!</td>     <td><i>";
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var p2p_therapistContent = "<b>Dialogue between parents</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between parents</b></td>     <td><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Marge:  George, I just went over the credit card bill. You spent over almost $2,000.00 on that weekend at that plush kid resort!</td>     <td><i>Marge is so upset that she comes right to the point in an accusatory manner.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>George: You are the one that had the idea of my taking the kids on a 'daddy' weekend. I told you how the place hits you up with fees every other minute - for the big slide, the<br>clown entertainment, and smoothies.</td>     <td><i>George hopes that if he can get Marge to appreciate the nature of the resort, she'll be more understanding.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Marge:  You bought 9 bottles of water for $27 at the inside pools. It's not like the kids were dehydrated or anything. Heavens!</td>     <td><i>Marge isn't buying the defense. She sees the charges in the vivid light of a credit card bill.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>George:  Hey, the 'hosts' offer us the bottles, point their 'wands' at our badges and 'CA-CHING', they make charges to your room. The boys loved it, especially at the cotton candy stand.</td>     <td><i>George explains how the novelty of a wand that makes room charges and<br>the happiness of kids enjoying treats can distance a parent from the actual<br>money factor.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Marge:  I know I signed off on this, but this is ridiculous. I told you I wanted you to choose hiking or camping. But you said this place sounded easier and like a fun departure from the usual scramble to entertain them yourself.</td>     <td><i>Marge acknowledges that she shares some complicity in the decision, but she recalls stating her preference for a more wholesome choice. It often takes more effort to entertain kids these days without spending money.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>George:  Well, it was, in a way. But the 'gimmees' were a whole new kind of super drain on me.</td>     <td><i>Like many consumer experiences, a short term reward of spending can result in regrets later.  And goodies for kids can easily trigger a case of of the 'gimmes'.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom:  The super-drain was on our bank account! And the boys didn't even go outside! Next time, I'll pack you up with the camping equipment, throw the three of you out the front door and take the credit card.  Even if you did become dehydrated, it would be healthier than that weekend!</td>     <td><i>Marge has counted up the expenses ofthe kid resort and figured out it was costly for their bank account and their values about health, child indulgence and paying for their family fun.</i></td></tr></table>";
var p2p_poemContent = "<b>Stopping By and Paying Fees</b><br><br><br><br><br>Whose woods these are I think I know.<br>You'll need a permit to go in though. <br>They will charge you to be here,  <br>To play in woods, to walk in snow.  <br><br>Kids from the country must think it queer<br>To pay to play, to give money and revere<br>A world where the forest is fake - <br>With no untamed wilderness to fear. <br><br>The theme park staff is on the make -  <br>Families pay fees so they can take <br>the kids inside the gates and keep<br>Them busy with no risk at stake. <br><br>The woods not paid for are dark and deep.<br>they offer experiences to keep, <br>so children can live before they sleep.<br>So they can live before they sleep.";

var upgrade_therapistContent = "<b>Old Games New Packages</b><br><br>Beth:  Hey, sis, I just had to call you and tell you about our new sports court. It is fabulous!<br><br>Sidney:  Gee, Beth, aren't you going to miss your three-car garage? What's wrong with going to the Y anymore?<br><br>Beth:  You're so last century.  If you think we got game, you should see the screen set-up in our neighbor's Rec room. Their kids can wear head phones and do TV, DVD's, Halo and national competitions of War Craft - all at the same time.<br><br>Sidney:  Great for the ADD Stimulus Program. Whatever happened to Crazy Eights?<br><br>Beth:  You're such a killjoy. Don't you know that these games require analytic thinking and stimulate visual spatial learning?<br><br>Sidney:  So do chess, baseball and four-square.<br><br>Beth:  I don't even know why I called you, you dinosaur. <br><br>Sidney:  Me, neither. Why didn't you use Skype so I could watch you multitask? I can tell you are doing your Pilates while you talk - I can hear your heavy breathing. And I can hear your Kitchen Aide going too, by the way.<br><br>Beth: Sidney, I'm proud to be fit. And it's efficient to call you on speaker phone so I can get stuff done. Hey, have I told you about our new robotic vacuum?";
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var healthy_therapistContent = "<b>Granola Pride</b><br><br>Ruth:  I love making granola for my family. Why can't people just get off my back? Do people really want to go back to the days of canned beans and Twinkees?<br><br>Norma:  I just think that some of the extreme people give the rest of us who care about good eating a bad rep.<br><br>Madeleine:  I know. I proposed that we start a project to get more fruits and vegetables in the school lunch program at the Parent Association meeting, and I got shot down immediately. No way, no how, no money. And then I got written off as the 'Vegan Enthusiast'. All I'm trying to do is promote health!<br><br>Rosa:  I asked my neighbor to please not let Arthur eat so many cookies right before dinner time, which had become a favorite new habit of Arthur's - to arrange for visits over there at 5 pm. She got so defensive, as if I was accusing her of injecting glucose or something.<br><br>Ruth:  I can't stand how the pendulum swings so hard with health habits that people like us who just want to take reasonable actions get cast in the role of 'health nuts'.<br><br>Norma:  My mom called me a 'fancy pants' just because I wanted her to serve the vegetables before the French fries the other night. Gee, at least I didn't ban the French fries.<br><br>Madeleine: I had to start putting desserts in Cabot's lunch box last year. The teacher said he was swapping out whatever he could for other kids' junk food and that he was becoming a pest.<br><br>Norma:  Hey, guys, about another round of Nachos and Margaritas so that we can prove to ourselves how balanced we are!";
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var waste_therapistContent = "<b>God Forbid We Waste Time</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between two moms</b></td>     <td><i><b><i>Psychological analysis</i></b></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Eugenia:Hey, Caroline, why don't we use my car so the kids can watch my educational videos while we drive to the swim meet?</td>     <td><i>Parents feel better about adding technological equipment to cars (like family lives generally) when it is educational.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Caroline: Wow, that's great. And I can bring my Brain Game. Have you seen it? It primes kids for learning the vocabulary words they use on the SAT's!</td>     <td><i>A car drive is an opportunity for learning and preparing for SAT's.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Eugenia:Good, and bring your summer calendar and all those brochures we got at the Summer Prep Night. We need to get a jump on signing up for some of those programs.</td>     <td><i>Multi-tasking in the car is as prized as multi-purposing the summer. Summer Prep nights, glamorous  summer activities and marketing to parents are big business ventures.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Caroline: Great idea. I'm so worried we won't be able to fit all the camps we want into our summers. We may have to punt our time at the grandparents' house. But the kids are bored there anyway.</td>     <td><i>Enriching camps that advertize language learning, sports training and all kinds of skill development render visits to grandma's a boring contender.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Eugenia:I know. The summer isn't long enough for all the great programs available. But don't worry, I found some good ones for Winter and Spring Breaks on the web.</td>     <td><i>These moms see summers and breaks as time to be filled with educational opportunities. 'Worry' is related to a potential lack of these, as opposed to a lack of rest and family time.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Caroline:I think it would be more efficient if you emailed me your summer calendar. Then I can prepare a spread sheet that we can review in the car.</td>     <td><i>Looking a spread sheet might be tough while driving, but these super competent and efficient women will probably figure that out too!</i></td></tr></table>";
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var princeton_therapistContent = "Getting into Princeton<br><br><br><br>John:  I've decided to opt out of the soccer route for my son.  Do you know what the chance of a kid getting a soccer scholarship is these days?  Slim to none.  I'm going with lacrosse. Kids that play lacrosse are hot commodities.<br><br>Tore:  I'm going to pay my daughter to stay fluent with our second language of Norwegian. She's going to take Norwegian dance classes too.  I'm going for the culture card.<br><br>Thomas:  It's all about scores.  Don't you know that?  My sister-in-law is a teacher and she promised to help my son practically memorize those SAT's.<br><br>David:  The whole admissions racket is a Rubic's Cube.  Don't you think we should at least wait until our kids finish preschool to figure it out? In fact, maybe we should leave it to them.<br><br>Thomas:  Nah - let's go get them some Rubic's Cubes. They're great for visual-spatial learning.";
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var conflicted_therapistContent = "<b>Gamewashed</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between father and teen son</b></td>     <td><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dad:Skip, we are going to ban you from your computer gaming altogether because of all those F's on your report card.</td>     <td><i>Dad sees an association between the time spent with gaming and the lack of time spent on homework.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Skip:Dad, you can't do that. Do you know how high my rankings are? My teammates count on me! Why don't you respect my skills? My gaming takes more brains than sports do.</td>     <td><i>Like any teen who is banned by a parent from something highly valued, Skip is upset and desperate to argue his case.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dad:That game is turning your brains to mush! It's obvious - look at your grades!</td>     <td><i>Although Dad thinks that he scored a logical point here, criticism almost always worsens an argument.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Skip: Dad, you are so clueless. How can I work on my school projects without my computer?</td>     <td><i>Skip is trying to lure his father into a way to keep access to his computer.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dad:I'll supervise all your homework from now on. Skip, you are addicted. Face it. We have caught you lying, setting the alarm to play all night and now flunking. Your mom and I are kicking ourselves for letting you play so many hours every day for years now.</td>     <td><i>This father is trying to use rational reasoning to talk his son into  agreeing to his new policy. The idea might be good, but the chance that a teen who loves his gaming will accept it is nil.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Skip:God, Dad, you are so dramatic. You worry too much. Trust me, I'll bring my grades up. I'm going to pull an A in History. Larry and I are doing an awesome video project. In fact, I'm due over there right now.</td>     <td><i>Instead of yelling and protesting, Skip is using the tactic of dismissing his dad's concerns and reassuring him that he can bring up the grades.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Dad:Wait a minute. Larry games as much as you do. Do you think I'm dumb to what you're pulling here?</td>     <td><i>Dad is trying to keep up with his son's ploys to keep his freedom and to do elsewhere what is disallowed in his home.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Skip: You're so paranoid! Larry has the editing program that we need for our documentary video. And you know how time-consuming editing is. It's going to take all weekend. I'm actually late and have to go. Bye!</td>     <td><i>A teen with a gaming habit will be as motivated to gain access to his rewarding consumer habit as any adult with a problem with alcohol, food or sex.</i></td></tr></table>";
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var buyNice_therapistContent = "<b>Entitlemania</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between mom and her tween</td>     <td><i>Psychological Analysis</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Danielle: Why can't I have an i-Phone? I can pay for it out of my own account.</td>     <td><i>Modern day children often have bank that they know about and perceive to be their own.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: Look, you're in 4th grade. I wish your grandparents had not ever deposited cash into that account. That money needs to go toward your college education. So, forget the i-Phone.</td>     <td><i>Parents often end up wishing they  could turn back the clock and reverse some of their policies or make clearer distinctions about some of the details (or lack thereof). But at least this mom is trying to stick to the issue at hand. </i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Danielle: You can't do that. THAT'S MY MONEY! You let me buy my Dazzle jeans from that account. Just because they are designer jeans, you hate them.</td>     <td><i>Precocious children can catch their parents in inconsistencies which help them try to gain ground in their arguments.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: I don't like their price. You don't need them. It's a waste of money.</td>     <td><i>Mom is trying to keep the focus on money and values.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Danielle: Maybe I think your flower garden is a waste of money. That money is mine. All my friends have cell phones except for me. They also have T.V.'s in their rooms. Why do you want to ruin my life?</td>     <td><i>Danielle is a deft in her logic. She pushes her case for singular hardship in her peer group and goes for the  big attack phrase among kids these days.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: We're not other families. It's a question of values.</td>     <td><i>Under fire from several angles, this  mom stays concise and non-defensive.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Danielle: It's a question of when I can get my i-Phone. Oh, well, Dad will buy it for me.</td>     <td><i>Entitled kids can often find the loose brick in the wall of boundary efforts.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Mom: I knew you'd pull that one. Do you really want to become a spoiled brat that badly? Fine, you'll get the i-Phone. That is really sad.</td>     <td><i>Mom's snarky rhetorical shift and put- down reflects her embattled attitude about resisting Danielle's entitlement.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Danielle: So is your garden. The flowers always end up dead. I-Phones and Dazzle jeans last a lot longer.</td>     <td><i>While 'spoiling' can only occur with  the cooperation of adults, mouthy kids like Danielle illustrate how tough it can be to hold the line.</i></td></tr></table>";
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var interview_therapistContent = "<b>Dumpster Diving Moms ( AKA 'Digging for Dirt and Gossip Training')</b><br><br><table border='0'><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px><b>Dialogue between two moms</td>     <td><i><b>Psychological analysis</b></i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Kathy: Can you believe that Tiffany has kissed three of the boys in 3rd grade?</td>     <td><i>Gossip is common in all cultures. Anthropologists have described its function as one of social control.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Debbie: Oh my word! How did you find that out?</td>     <td><i>Prurient information often triggers fact and source checks.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Kathy: Tallulah told me. She also told me that the Mrs.W. lets it happen on the play ground in full view of the kids.</td>     <td><i>Involved parents are interested in information about the judgment calls of teachers, especially when they pertain to sexual issues.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Debbie: Well, Morgan told me that Tiffany is on medication. And she's not the only one in the class either.</td>     <td><i>Debbie shows that she is also able to extract important information from her daughter.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Kathy: Who else? Maybe Tallulah knows. I also found out that the Portman twins can't read at all and that they drag down the whole class.</td>     <td><i>As in many kinds of conversations, gossipers demonstrate their value by contributing juicy input. Gossip about classmates is the currency here.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Debbie: Morgan feels unsafe around those boys. They play too rough. She told me that they hang out with 6th graders. I bet they'll be the first ones to try drugs in the class.</td>     <td><i>Anxiety-provoking thoughts can result in jumping to  conclusions and spiraling gossip.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Kathy: It's tragic that we have to worry about sex and drugs in 3rd grade. We are so lucky that our girls talk to us. I take Tallulah for 'girl talks' after school so that she can vent. I find that if I take her for ice cream she really opens up to me.</td>     <td><i>A succession of worrisome ideas in this social exchange has led  to a belief that vigilance is necessary. Furthermore, ice cream is discovered to be a truth serum.</i></td></tr><tr style='display:block; border:0px solid #000; margin-bottom:20px'>    <td width=300px>Debbie: I am thinking that we should start a support group for some of the moms. It's important to stay connected to kids as they grow up. By pooling information we can really stay on top of disturbing stuff going on among their classmates.</td>     <td><i>These parents are encouraging  each other (and their children) to share negative social information. Between the rewards of ice cream,  and maternal attention, their daughters are learning the value of gossip.</i></td></tr></table>";
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var bed_therapistContent = "<b>Family Bed</b><br><br><i>Consultation with Shrink</i><br>Mr. Shore:  We think it is time to think about how to get our children to gently transition out of our family bed.<br>Mrs. Shore:  Yes, we would like to know how to do this without harming their secure attachment and sense of trust.<br>Shrink:  Wow, you have some sophisticated psychological theory going on there.<br>Mrs. Shore:  Yes, well, we place childrearing at the very top of our life values. We feel really good about giving them such deep security this way - so that they know we are 'there' for them. I think before we go further we should find out what your attitudes are about the family bed.<br>Shrink:  Most practitioners take an accepting stance on the family bed as long as everyone is getting good sleep and the couple manages to find opportunities for a satisfying sex life.<br>Mr. Shore:  I sure am glad you brought that up, Doctor. I have really...<br>Mrs. Shore:  Look, I think we should move on to our other concerns about school placement. Do you do testing for the gifted program?";
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var babysitting_therapistContent = "<b>Babysitting the Babysitter</b><br><br>Mom:  Ye Gods, finally a date night! I can't remember the last time we saw a movie! I feel like I just got the 'Get out of jail card!'.<br><br>Dad:  Do you have your cell phone?<br><br>Mom:  No, I thought you had yours.<br><br>Dad:  I do, but you have yours too, don't you? I gave the babysitter both numbers.<br><br>Mom:  She only needs one. Keep your shirt on, Don.<br><br>Dad:  I'm turning back. I think she should have both options for reaching us.<br><br>Mom:  Don't you dare turn back. We'll miss the previews. This is my night. You've already spent 20 minutes going over the alarm system, the oven directions and the fifty ways that Chuckie likes to be played with.  PLEASE, can we just proceed to the movie?<br><br>Dad:  Don't mock me, Eliza. You're the one who cancelled the last two dates because of babysitter problems.<br><br>Mom:  Don, that was because they backed out, not because I'm dragging my feet on date nights. You're such a worrywart - it takes all the fun out of it.<br><br>Dad:  I am not. I just think sitters should have both cell numbers. Remember that time that your phone was turned off, my battery was dead, and the babysitter was going nuts because she couldn't find Chuckie's blankie? You never know what can happen. I'm going to call home right now and make sure things are OK.<br><br>Mom:  Pull over if you are going to use your cell! God, I hate this preview!";
var babysitting_poemContent = "<b>The Right Babysitter</b><br><br><br>so much depends<br>upon<br><br>a babysitter with<br>credentials<br><br>glazed with high<br>SATs<br><br>and no interest<br>In dating.";

var add_therapistContent = "<b>A.D.D., American Style</b><br><br>'Did you know that the United States has a higher incidence of ADHD kids compared to other developed countries?'<br>'Ah, let me guess why - so that Big Pharma gets to put them all on medication and make a bundle?'<br>'Compared to other countries, Americans are genetically loaded with this particular dopamine receptor that makes us really curious, love new things and driven in our interests. It seems to me like the explanation for why we have so much ADHD. You know how restless and energetic ADHD kids can be.'<br>'Yeah, well maybe some really energetic scientists will also figure out a cure for it.'<br>'Not so fast! Look at the drive, enthusiasm and emotional energy in those kids - and a lot of them turn into CEO's and entrepreneurs.'<br>'Yeah - that's the up-side to the ADHD story, but first these kids have to live through their teenage years and figure out how to do the school drill successfully.'<br>'HEY, that's what meds are for!'";
var add_poemContent = "<b>Song of Hiawatha ADD</b><br><br>By the shores of Attention tottering,<br>By the shining Big-Sea-water,<br>Stood the temple of medication,<br>Stood the doctor giving medication,<br>In the dark behind it stood the parents,<br>Rose the light of untimed tests,<br>Rose the wariness of the teachers;<br>Bright before them beat the water,<br>Beat the clear and sunny water,<br>Beat the shining Big-Sea-Water.<br>Then the little Hiawatha<br>groped his way while taking Ritalin,<br>learned to focus on the homework,<br>instead of running through the hills,<br>where he'd hid himself one Winter,<br>talked with others whene'er he met them,<br>praised his deficits, loved his pills.";

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    case "waste_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('waste_currentContent').innerHTML = waste_poemContent;
      break;
    case "princeton_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('princeton_currentContent').innerHTML = princeton_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "princeton_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('princeton_currentContent').innerHTML = princeton_poemContent;
      break;
    case "conflicted_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('conflicted_currentContent').innerHTML = conflicted_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "conflicted_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('conflicted_currentContent').innerHTML = conflicted_poemContent;
      break;
    case "buyNice_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('buyNice_currentContent').innerHTML = buyNice_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "buyNice_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('buyNice_currentContent').innerHTML = buyNice_poemContent;
      break;
    case "interview_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('interview_currentContent').innerHTML = interview_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "interview_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('interview_currentContent').innerHTML = interview_poemContent;
      break;
    case "bed_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('bed_currentContent').innerHTML = bed_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "bed_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('bed_currentContent').innerHTML = bed_poemContent;
      break;
    case "bubble_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('bubble_currentContent').innerHTML = bubble_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "bubble_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('bubble_currentContent').innerHTML = bubble_poemContent;
      break;
    case "babysitting_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('babysitting_currentContent').innerHTML = babysitting_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "babysitting_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('babysitting_currentContent').innerHTML = babysitting_poemContent;
      break;
    case "add_therapistTheme":
      document.getElementById('add_currentContent').innerHTML = add_therapistContent;
      break;
    case "add_poemTheme":
      document.getElementById('add_currentContent').innerHTML = add_poemContent;
      break; 
    default:
      alert("not a valid selection. email ryan burns at burnsr77[at]gmail[dot]com and tell him he sucks at javascript.");
  }
}

function changeMap(map){
  switch(map)
  {
    case "gifted_2":
      document.getElementById('gifted_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/gifted/giftedMap1.PNG' alt='Where are all the smart kids?' />";
      document.getElementById('gifted_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;gifted_1&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the fun data</a>";
      break;
    case "gifted_1":
      document.getElementById('gifted_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/gifted/giftedMap2.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Gifted Children' />";
      document.getElementById('gifted_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;gifted_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a>";
      break;
    case "homeschool_2":
      document.getElementById('homeschool_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/homeschool/homeschoolMap1.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Education' />";
      document.getElementById('homeschool_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;homeschool_1&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the fun data</a>";
      break;
    case "homeschool_1":
      document.getElementById('homeschool_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/homeschool/homeschoolMap2.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Education' />";
      document.getElementById('homeschool_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;homeschool_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a>";
      break;
    case "soccer_2":
      document.getElementById('soccer_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/soccer/soccerMap1.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Education' />";
      document.getElementById('soccer_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;soccer_1&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the fun data</a>";
      break;
    case "soccer_1":
      document.getElementById('soccer_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/soccer/soccerMap2.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Education' />";
      document.getElementById('soccer_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;soccer_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a>";
      break;
    case "bdayParty_2":
      document.getElementById('bdayParty_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/soccer/soccerMap1.PNG' alt='State-mandated Identification and Instruction of (Your) Education' />";
      document.getElementById('bdayParty_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;soccer_1&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the fun data</a>";
      break;
    case "bdayParty_1":
      document.getElementById('bdayParty_map').innerHTML = "<img width=100% src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/bdayParty/bdayPartyMap2.PNG' alt='Soccer Map' />";
      document.getElementById('bdayParty_currentMap').innerHTML = "<a href='#titleText' onclick='javascript:changeMap(&quot;bdayParty_2&quot;)' style='text-decoration:none; color:black;'><img src='http://topthisparenting.com/graphics/star.png' border=0>See the real data</a>";
      break;

    default:
      alert("not a valid selection. email ryan burns at burnsr77[at]gmail[dot]com and tell him he sucks at javascript.");
  }
}


function imgChanger() {
  alert("yeah");
}